My Hair Looks Good Today

looking at my reflection in the mirror i feel
confident that i have put together a fine wardrobe
a shave nothing short of swell
and my hair
however thinning
looks pretty good

just enough cologne to put a faint scent of spice in the air
clean boxers
polished shoes
and minty-fresh breath

yep
i'm lookin' sharp
so i doubt anyone will notice how horribly hopeless i feel