A Selfish Kid Can Dream, Can't He?

if just one of these fuckin' bottles had a genie in there
with a couple rubs and a few wishes
i could really soup up this life of mine

i would wish first that i could type faster
so the poetry could just come spilling out of me
a bursting pipe of verse

next
i would wish for everlasting youth
so that i never had to worry about the days running out
and there would be all the time in the world to accomplish
what i'd like to accomplish

lastly
i would wish that i was less selfish

ehh
on second thought
scratch that third wish
money
i'll take money