Sexual Attitudes / Scary Movies with Gramma

watching horror films on vhs
with gramma
saturday nights
during the school year
more often
during the summer

FRIDAY THE 13th movies

a crazed women slashes through teenagers
her undead mutant son returns to do the same

teens being stabbed
arrowed
decapitated
and
gramma
would look over at me
and
say
"Ohhh, scary!"

HALLOWEEN movies

Michael Myers slashes through teenagers
with no remorse
to get to his sister

(the haunting theme song plays)

he appears from the shadows and murders the young victims
and
gramma
would look over at me
and
say
"Ohhh, scary!"

zombies, killer dolls, killer dogs, killer clowns, killer robots
slashing
mauling
bloodily
through fields of young women

and
gramma
would look over at me
and
say
"Ohhh, scary!"

but whenever
one of the young women
bared breasts

which
often
they did

gramma
would look over at me
and
say
"Cover your eyes!"