I've Searched, but I'm No Detective

i can smell a clue
about as well as a rock

and if you're waiting
for me
under a rock
you're gonna be waiting a long time

i've never had a hunch
even if i should have

if the evidence was
right there
i'd step on it

if the perp was
right there
i'd say
"get this jerk outta here!"

i am always trying to figure a few things out
but
i
never
do