Steal This Poem

"aren't you worried about putting all your writing online, that someone might steal it?"

i laugh for a few minutes

then i let them know
there are only two reasons
you would ever steal a poem

to get paid
or
to get laid

if you steal my poem to get paid
my heart sings a deep
and pitiful song
for you

if you steal my poem to get laid
and it works
then
please
let me know which poem it was